{"id":1241,"date":"2025-08-12T09:03:13","date_gmt":"2025-08-12T13:03:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/?p=1241"},"modified":"2026-03-22T13:09:17","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T17:09:17","slug":"come-pick-me-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/?p=1241","title":{"rendered":"Come pick me up"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Come pick me up, future self!<br><br>Let's sit together in the warm<br>glow of green LEDs<br>and vinyl.<br>On<br>which side<br>of the street did you park?<br><br>Twelve minute walk to the bus<br>and you're already there!<br>So take me with you<br>and we can<br>reminisce<br>about<br>6am<br>shifts<br>and ice<br>storms and broken sidewalks.<br><br>Remember when you used to<br>weave around whores<br>and drug dealers<br>and hear<br>nothing<br>but<br>slurs<br>and foreign tongues<br>and hate for our people?<br><br>Let's listen now to the comforting<br>metronome of a turn signal!<br><br>How much do you pay<br>the statehouse<br>Jews <br>for<br>the<br>privilege<br>of being a slave with an engine?<br><br>What's it like outside the noose<br>of this tether, on the other<br>side of this vile 15<br>minute city, out<br>there in the <br>whole<br>wide<br>rest<br>of<br>this vast<br>fallen world?<br><br>You've seen something other<br>than Albany in the last<br>ten<br>years,<br>how marvelous!<br><br>You've seen something other<br>than the inside of a bus,<br>been somewhere<br>other<br>than<br>a<br>dirty<br>retail<br>concrete<br>warren, felt something<br>other than despair.<br><br>\"The yoke of slavery,\" he wrote,<br>\"is, and always will be, the most unpleasant<br>experience that mankind can endure.\"<br><br>To work so hard, for so long,<br>for so little, and every<br>day a dollar buys<br>a little less,<br>and<br>every<br>paycheck<br>is a little thinner<br>as the pedo tyrants<br>shave a little more off<br>the top and the balance<br>beam crosses the<br>midpoint and<br>crashes<br>down<br>on<br>the<br>backs<br>of workaday normies.<br><br>The triumph of the Jew!<br><br>Our bones ground into dust<br>to scour their empty<br>streets, their new<br>slaves content<br>to stare into<br>their black<br>mirrors,<br>eat<br>animal<br>fodder, submit<br>to needles and pills,<br>and work like dogs until<br>they drop, never feeling<br>the freedom of the<br>open road, never<br>having the<br>liberty<br>to<br>stake<br>their claim<br>in a world of<br>their own choosing,<br>to build, to create, to make<br>a family into a nation, to hear<br>the echo of an ancestral<br>voice in the cry of a<br>firstborn<br>child,<br>to<br>lift<br>their<br>eyes to<br>a horizon they<br>conquered with their<br>own ingenuity and stubborn<br>persistence to<br>BE FREE.<br><br>So come pick me up, future self,<br>and you can tell me all about<br>your new life and the work<br>you do and the home<br>you make<br>and<br>the<br>garden<br>you tend<br>and the family<br>you cherish and<br>what road you took<br>to get there and maybe,<br>maybe someday<br>I'll join you.<br><\/pre>\n\n\n\n<p>March 14, 2025<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come pick me up, future self!Let&#8217;s sit together in the&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/?p=1241\">Continue Reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Come pick me up<\/span> <i class=\"fas 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