{"id":1404,"date":"2026-07-30T10:04:56","date_gmt":"2026-07-30T14:04:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/?p=1404"},"modified":"2026-07-30T10:04:58","modified_gmt":"2026-07-30T14:04:58","slug":"sir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/?p=1404","title":{"rendered":"Sir"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">Don't touch me, SIR.<br><br>\"He's such a nice guy.<br>He says Hello to everyone!\"<br><br>I'm not your buddy.<br>I'm not a man.<br><br>Don't clap me on the shoulder.<br>We're not on the same team.<br><br>I don't know you.<br>You don't know me.<br><br><em>I am another man's wife.<\/em><br><br>I can't keep my dignity so<br>I keep my distance.<br><br>I earn less than the man who<br>mows your lawn, sir. I earn<br>less than the woman<br>who cleans your<br>house, sir.<br><br>So don't touch me, sir.<br>I am not yours.<br><br>I didn't make the rules but<br>I will not play the game.<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">July 30, 2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t touch me, SIR.&#8221;He&#8217;s such a nice guy.He says Hello&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/?p=1404\">Continue Reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sir<\/span> <i class=\"fas fa-angle-right\"><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[58,2],"class_list":["post-1404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-58","tag-poetry","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1404"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1405,"href":"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions\/1405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ajaxkallistrate.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}