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Sir

Don't touch me, SIR.

"He's such a nice guy.
He says Hello to everyone!"

I'm not your buddy.
I'm not a man.

Don't clap me on the shoulder.
We're not on the same team.

I don't know you.
You don't know me.

I am another man's wife.

I can't keep my dignity so
I keep my distance.

I earn less than the man who
mows your lawn, sir. I earn
less than the woman
who cleans your
house, sir.

So don't touch me, sir.
I am not yours.

I didn't make the rules but
I will not play the game.

July 30, 2026

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